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From DM Cityview, Civic Skinny column, October 20, 2005 edition:

And lastly, even though there have been rumblings about possibly relocating the all-but-dried-up rain forest idea from Coralville to Des Moines, if anyone involved would bother to look at the federal pork legislation regarding the project, they would notice it calls for the behemoth to be built only in Johnson County.

Why would that stop fauxscal conservative Chuck Grassley, Rainforest chief con-man David Oman, or filthy former Governor Bob Ray from trying to move the project if Coralville falls through?